May 2009
6 posts
hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.
– Lou Reed
Nerves
i don’t think i’ve ever been more nervous to meet someone in my entire life. not even sally ride.
coincidence...
…is a funny thing. it never happens when you want it to, but when it does it completely shakes your view of the world. its incredible. chance, happenstance, and coincidence are possibly the most beautiful non-physical things in this world.
January 2009
2 posts
Stop moving before I fuck you in the street
– Pineapple Express
climbing
i started rock climbing about a week ago. my forearms are getting bigger, as is the amount of body odor i emit when i leave the rec. totally worth it, though. so much fun!
December 2008
15 posts
Jesus Christ...
happy birthday, homie!
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the...
– Dwight Schrute (via iammattjordan)
Paul Rudd
rickyv:
Anna and I were walking home from seeing Role Models yesterday (highly recommended if you like good mainstream comedies with heart) and started talking about Paul Rudd.
The conclusion we quickly came to is that he could be America’s awesomest human. Besides being a total dreamboat in the looks department, he somehow manages to perfectly straddle the pop/indie entertainment worlds. He...
Frostbitten Fingers
today my boss made me “water” 260 poinsettia plants by putting exactly 4 ice cubes in each one. fucking picky, right? the feeling in my hands was gone for a LONG time after that, but i was able to warm them up just in time for some hot cocoa.
i was the only one who drank it, too, considering it was almost 80 degrees outside…and its december. I LOVE TEXAS!
I be tinklin. I be, I be tinklin.
– Barbi Ann on the toilet
Question
when did salad get named “caesar”?
When a Stranger Calls...
I used to be really close to this guy named “Michael”. We would sit and talk for hours on the phone, go to barnes and noble, help each other with assignments, give each other rides, etc. Today Michael called me and it was like i was talking to a stranger. The wierd part is that i’m not even upset about it; i’m relieved.
November 2008
12 posts
Have you gotten enough to eat, hon?
– my grandma after i finished my third helping
i have a telegram for you. i mean email.
– wayne haensel, very old
grad pics
coming soon to a blog near you!
the Royal Ronsons
This looks EXACTLY like the movie. hahah!!
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j271/rubixcube0927/theronsons.jpg
fortune favors the brave
– a necklace at target
i thought i would end up being all emo screamo today, but then i got to play...
– ana arredondo
11-1-08
November is off to a good start, America. last night was incredibly spontaneous. Christmas-flavored hookah, sleeping in my own bed, utilizing beasty to the best of my ability, shopping with tori. i feel like i’m on a hammock on the beach
October 2008
8 posts
I get it - you want to accelerate slowly to maximize the gas mileage of your...
– White Whine
It's Unbelievable...
how much flipping a picture can change it. This had me gawking for a while.
What type of birds always stick together?
Velcrows!
this used to be my go-to joke in 4th grade. lame, but still funny.
Happy Halloween
"hipster"
what the F?!
some guy stopped me on the street today and was all, “are you familiar with the term “hipster”? I said yes and then he was like “well do you consider yourself one? because you are super indie”
that makes absolutely no sense! i don’t smoke cigarettes, have extreme liberal views, listen to obscure bands, or have weird fashion taste. Maybe he just...
Pig Treats
Since my little sister is raising a pig as part of her FFA program, she always has to feed it TONS of cookies and treats with a high caloric value to fatten ‘er up. So the other day, she came home and had a box of Nilla Wafers peeking out of her backpack. I slapped some whipped topping on those babies, and enjoyed them for a good while. The whole experience and texture and taste of the...
I’m so indie, indie music is mainstream to me. Basically I’m too...
– AJ Personality
Austin City Limits....
more like Awesome City Limits! I have never had more fun crammed into two days in my entire existence.
Shows I saw:
Fleet Foxes- very, very talented baroque harmony quintet out of Seattle
The Fratellis- hungover, yet still able to play a good set
CSS- the most normal lead singer ever. like, seriously?
Conor Oberst- not really :(
Beck- Hell yes. I wasn’t filled with Modern Guilt about...
September 2008
3 posts
Realizations of a (Serotonin) Junkie
As I was going 95 mph down Wurzbach Parkway, I kept thinking to myself, “holy shit! I could die at any second. awesome.” That was one of the many moments I have come to the realization that I subconciously like to be suspended between life and death. This, as you can probably tell, has gotten me into quite a bit of trouble in the past. In high school I was always viewed as being the...
White Whine →
cleverosity abounds.
August 2008
2 posts
There Will Be Blood” is easily the best name ever for a period piece.
– Adam Newman
Day One
so, here it goes, my first blog that i actually intend to keep up with. i am bound and determined to make this work, it’s risickulous. yep, so sick…it’s ridiculous- hence, risickulous. my main intention of this blog is to journal the interesting happenings and findings of the 16-year-old Ruby. later!