December 2008
15 posts
Jesus Christ...
happy birthday, homie!
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the...
– Dwight Schrute (via iammattjordan)
Paul Rudd
rickyv:
Anna and I were walking home from seeing Role Models yesterday (highly recommended if you like good mainstream comedies with heart) and started talking about Paul Rudd.
The conclusion we quickly came to is that he could be America’s awesomest human. Besides being a total dreamboat in the looks department, he somehow manages to perfectly straddle the pop/indie entertainment worlds. He...
Frostbitten Fingers
today my boss made me “water” 260 poinsettia plants by putting exactly 4 ice cubes in each one. fucking picky, right? the feeling in my hands was gone for a LONG time after that, but i was able to warm them up just in time for some hot cocoa.
i was the only one who drank it, too, considering it was almost 80 degrees outside…and its december. I LOVE TEXAS!
I be tinklin. I be, I be tinklin.
– Barbi Ann on the toilet
Question
when did salad get named “caesar”?
When a Stranger Calls...
I used to be really close to this guy named “Michael”. We would sit and talk for hours on the phone, go to barnes and noble, help each other with assignments, give each other rides, etc. Today Michael called me and it was like i was talking to a stranger. The wierd part is that i’m not even upset about it; i’m relieved.